Glasses of Snarky Justice

110011bobby:

NCIS Los Angeles 2x14

Kensi: Antagonize him… Get him to shoot at you… Stick your head up.
Deeks: You want me to stick my head up? Look I know we’ve had our differences and I’m sorry that I stole that donut from you…
Kensi: Just do it, Deeks. Come on. Come on. Be courageous.
Deeks: One, two, three. Hey listen are you… (man shooting at Deeks)
Kensi:  Cover me (running)… Drop it… Clear.
Deeks: Okay, clear. But just for the record, that was insane.

Gun Dude: “Your weapon must be pointed down range at all times.”
Kensi: “Kay. A lot heavier than I thought.”
Gun Dude: “Honey maybe you should start off with something a little bit easier to handle.”
Deeks: “That’s probably a good idea. Maybe you should take this one.”
Kensi: “Oooh. Much lighter.”
Deeks: “Little miss gunshot freaks out every time she shoots somebody on Call of Duty. Put it up, nice and easy. Don’t anticipate it, that’s when you blink. Just trying to make sure you have the right form there hun bun. Easy.”
Kensi: “Just making sure the recoil doesn’t smack the gun back into your forehead hun bun. See Renko?”
Deeks: “No. I can’t say that I do.”
Kensi: “That’s it? That was fun!” 

negativeonetoten:

Deeks: [Quietly] Don’t stop. Keep telling me. Get mad, act like we’re breaking up. Get angry. Ready to go?
Kensi: Are you for real?
Deeks: Partner.
[Kensi walks away]
Marty Deeks: [Loudly] Oh come on, Sunshine. Wait!
Kensi: Stay away from me. It’s over! I can’t do this any more!
Deeks: Listen. I - I’m sorry, all right? I know that it’s tough when I’m on the road all the time, touring - with the band.
Kensi: I don’t care about that! You - you cheated on me - with my brother!

This is Deeks. Kensi is that you? Are you okay? Kensi talk to me. Kensi?